Now entering a third inauspicious year of half-involved blog posts, compiled primarily under the weight of neurotic obligation like some self-imposed dead albatross round my neck.
Tuesday, 8 March 2011
Lazy Black Dynamite haiku
Lady-pleasing dude Fights smack in the orphanage With flawless kung fu
What a great pose
ReplyDeleteWhat did the other dude think
When he looked up and saw that
"Ha! Look at that fool
ReplyDeleteHe will be a sitting duck!"
He was mistaken.
Thankfully the dude was wearing Kevlar.
ReplyDeleteCould have been much worse.